We're always reporting on the robot uprising and now there's a new threat from Japan but this time Godzilla won't be there to nip it in the bud. A love doll company helped create "Showa Hanako 2", a dental training robot with a gag reflex (Yes, we realize we're missing out on tons of jokes here, but this is a family-friendly website so calm down, perverts). And if that isn't creepy enough, it recognizes words and can accumulate a vocabulary.
It's the beginning of Skynet, people! Or at least robot prostitutes, we're not sure which. Anyway, don't say we didn't warn you. Let's just hope John Connor shows up to save the day..