As a new feature of “Don’t Stand Their Gawping”, we present one line movie reviews directly culled from dependable published review sources. Consisting of only once sentence, these reviews are all you need to know to avoid a wasted weekend.
HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU
“Feels like a sitcom that resolves each mini-drama before going to commercial.”
CORALINE
“A children’s entertainment that’s much too scary for little kids and too lifeless to enchant older audiences.”
PINK PANTHER 2
“The soundtrack makes generous use of trombones to indicate humor.”
HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU
“Feels like a sitcom that resolves each mini-drama before going to commercial.”
CORALINE
“A children’s entertainment that’s much too scary for little kids and too lifeless to enchant older audiences.”
PINK PANTHER 2
“The soundtrack makes generous use of trombones to indicate humor.”
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