WHO WATCHES THE EMPIRE?

Found here.

IS THIS A KISSING MOVIE?

The Princess Bride meets Star Wars.

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2010 CINESCAPE

It's that time of year when we start seeing video montages highlighting the best films of the year. These videos are a love/hate thing with me. I love that the videos are so well done, reminding me of some of my favorite cinematic moments of the year, but I also hate them because they can make bad movies look so good. Plus, it reminds me of all the movies I haven't seen and desperately want to catch a screening sometime soon.

Matthew Shapiro's 2010 Cinescape is an example of how wonderful movies are and should be. It's his fifth video, this time using a song by The Killers, "A Dustland Fairytale".

"I am a huge believer in the notion that while some films may be for adults and others for kids, and while some films may be of higher quality than those aimed at the lowest common denominator, escaping into the world of a film is a universal experience that we all crave, no matter who we are or how greatly our tastes differ. The goal of this video is to at least begin to capture the essence of what that lose-yourself-to-film feeling is like...and to show just how many kick-ass movies 2010 gave us (because it's pretty easy to forget)."

STAR WARS: ATTACK OF THE MODELS!

With a little bit of help, Luke Skywalker can become an intergalactic model!

SPIDER-MAN'S SECRET IDENTITY EXPOSED ON TV

Sure it's a lame bit for Jimmy Kimmel Live! but Kimmel exposes Spider-Man's secret identity to all the world. J. Jonah Jameson is going to be so pissed he didn't get the scoop.

PIN-UP OF THE WEEK

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HOT CHICKS IN BATMAN SHIRTS

Forget about plastic surgery, ladies! Just put on your favorite Batman shirt and greatly enhance your appearance. It seems there's a blog for everything, including women wearing Batman shirts and other Bat-Garments, which only goes to prove that the internet is awesome! See more here.

STAR WARS CHRISTMAS

No, it's not the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special. The band Sci-Fried has a new song, "Star Wars Christmas" and it's vastly superior than watching Bea Arthur as Ackmena, the Cantina nightshift bartender.

PUTS THE HOT IN HOTH!

Wampa cosplayer found here.

YODA CAROLING

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CONAN O'BRIEN MAKES FUN OF DC SUPERHEROES

Ah, it's so easy to do. DC Comics titles are terrible. Remember Final Crisis? I'm still trying to wipe that fiasco from my mind. And the Warner Bros films make it even easier. Just look at Superman Returns or Jonah Hex. Yes, we all know DC sucks and Conan proves it by pointing out some very lame DC superheroes.

TWO-HEADED TURTLE

The Telegraph has the story and video:

Visitors at a nature park in Turkey have been treated to a very rare sight - conjoined turtle twins.

A two-headed turtle has amazed visitors of a nature reserve in the eastern province of Izmir in Turkey. The month-old turtle was found in the backyard of a house in the eastern province of Manisa and was immediately taken to the nature reserve park.

According to the state-run Anatolian news agency, the turtle is a spur-thighed tortoise, a species which can live up to 75 years old.