I did an earlier post about the general poor quality of Christian entertainment. For further proof, here's Dan "Southpaw" Smith with "Baby Got Book". That's right, instead of "Baby Got Back", it's "Baby Got Book". Ol' Dan is trying to be the Weird Al Yankovic of the holy rollers.
Dan Smith is a storyteller-preacher. He strives to model the teaching style of Jesus, who was a master storyteller. Smitty doesn't just tell fluff stories to entertain, though. He's always going somewhere with his stories, and you're always left whispering (in the words of Keanu Reeves), "Whoa.""He strives to model the teaching style of Jesus, who was a master storyteller." Really? I don't remember reading about Jesus rapping. If he did, I'm sure he would have had a cooler name, like DJ Jazzy Jeezuz.
Oh well, that last part of that paragraph is definitely true after watching this video. "Whoa" indeed, Dan, "whoa" indeed.
And a big thanks to Tricia for the heads up about this.