Sunday, March 15, 2009

SOFT PORN SUPER HEROES





From the people who brought you Spiderbabe, Seduction Cinema proudly presents Batbabe: The Dark Nightie and The Insatiable Ironbabe.

And guess who Batbabe fights. The Jerker. You gotta' love that.
From the creators of cult classics Spiderbabe and Lord of the G-Strings comes the darkest, naughtiest, most thrilling and outrageous softcore parody yet... Batbabe: The Dark Nightie.

By day, strip club mogul Wendy Wane (Darian Caine) shakes what she's got at her own go-go joint. At night, she becomes her seductive alter ego, Batbabe - a voluptuous vigilante who takes a bite out of crime and even bigger bite out of naughty females lucky enough to cross her path. All is well in Bacchum City until criminal "masturmind" The Jerker and his righthanded men steal the city's supply of XXX movies and magazines in order to bring the citizenry to its knees. District Asstorney Henrietta Bent and incompetent Police Commissioner Boredom ask Batbabe to work outside the law to apprehend The Jerker. Will the kinky caped crusader succeed in taking down The Jerker? Or will he slip through her fingers to spread his sticky brand of terror?
But the fun doesn't end there, Ironbabe is also available on DVD:
From the producers of the cult erotica spoofs SpiderBabe, Lord of the G-Strings, Playmate of the Apes and Kinky Kong comes their newest mad creation, The Insatiable Ironbabe - a hilarious, raunch-filled adventure and super-naughty parody of the critically acclaimed international hit Iron Man.

Beautiful billionaire Horny Fark (Jackie Stevens) owns Fark Industries - a multi-national corporation that produces high-tech sex toys. Fark inventions such as the "Spank-O-Tron", "Gargantuan Groper" and "Double Drill Assassinator" have forever revolutionized the sex industry and personal intimacy. While attending the International Adult Toy Show in far off Bacchustan, Fark is captured by terrorist Abu Bu and forced to construct a nuclear-powered sex doll. With no option but to fight back for the kinky sexual freedom of humankind, Fark escapes and builds an impenetrable sex toy suit of armor which sports a deadly laser bra, bullet-proof panties, and long-lasting batteries. Piloting her helium-filled inflatable doll back to Bacchustan, Fark destroys planes, tanks and women's hetero-only tendencies in one fell swoop
Seduction Cinema certainly knows their audience. A "deadly laser bra" and "bullet-proof panties"?!? That's my kinda' super hero.

1 comment:

Keith said...

I saw Spiderbabe. I'll have to check this one out.

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