Remember how disappointed you were when the Ewoks showed up and saved the day in Return of the Jedi? Apparently the Ewoks know everyone hates them and started drinking. Heavily. This morning they invaded the set of The Today Show and defeated the dark side again. This time they fought off a dull segment by throwing food at the guest, fighting each other, doing the moonwalk, dancing and humping Al Roker's leg, who was dressed as Han Solo. It doesn't get any better than this and proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that all television would be better with drunk midgets.
May the vodka be with you.