Mojo Nixon is rowdy, loud, uncouth and hilarious. "Tie My Pecker to My Leg" is a incredibly crude song that he plays at nearly every show. The song includes all sorts of perversions, including bestiality, geriatric sex, masturbating with vegetables and eating feces. So, as you can imagine, this is one of my favorite songs of all time. I've included the lyrics below for your convenience.
During a Mojo Nixon show, I was standing next to a female friend. A woman in front of us turned around and asked, "How can you not be offended by this?" My friend laughed and said, "How can you be offended by this? He's like a cartoon character!" Some people have no sense of humor. Those people should avoid Mojo Nixon.
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"Tie My Pecker to My Leg"
Me yer momma and some other whore
Floatin' down the river on a shithouse door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Dad's going steady with a pig in a barn
Grandma's gettin down with an ear of corn
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids hard
Grandpa's trying to fuck somethin' in the front yard
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Sister is gettin' rich on her 900 number
Four dime diddly bop given her best dog a hummer
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Reddog
Well I'm a big dick daddy and a fuckin' fool
Eleven years old when I went to pussy school
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Yeah, her asshole is tighter than a steel drum
Hell I'd eat a yard of her shit to watch her cum
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Aw, Simon
You only live once, so off with them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's dick
If you saw my poon tang's face, you wouldn't give me no lip
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Woke up this morning with a case of stinky finger (burp)
Last night I must have been the designated drinker
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
I need a woman six foot ten
She's gotta be that tall so I could get it all in
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
Everybody solo
Yeah, me yer momma and some other whore
Floatin' down the river on a shithouse door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
I'm gonna tie my pecker
tie my pecker
tie my pecker
tie my pecker
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg
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